Yeah …
Hotter than hot.
Steaming hot.
Sweltering hot.
Blisteringly hot.
Hot as Hell hot.
Or maybe hotter than hell.
Then again, is there anything hotter than hell?
I don’t think so.

All my friends are vacationing. Which is, I can’t lie — obviously the best way to spend a blisteringly hot summer. I keep seeing pictures of girls gadding about and spending their summers with blissful delight all over the globe.

Why am I at home? Seriously? Shouldn’t I grab my husband and take him to Tanzania to frolic on the Serengeti? Or Fes? (I’ve been, and Fes is AMAZING! And while we’re at it, Hey! Paris! Okay, I’m totally feeling it now, so let’s not wait. Do you know that Paris has opened the Seine for the first time in a CENTURY???? I’m ready. In fact I’m more than ready and heading out. Gotta See It / Gotta Swim It. Life is Short …. Get Going.